Reverse credit card phishing?

Just got this bizarre email…

Hi Sales,

Am ordering from Japan . I want to place an order from you. I know the difficulties encountered when shipping internationally, But that will not
be a problem because i am registered with a shipping company whom i have used severally without any delay nor problems with my goods. Before i place
this order, i want you to notify me if i am able to place the order and most important: If i can make payment with my credit cards Visa/Mc (Issued
in the United States) because that is the only way we are set for payment now without no delay. I don’t place online orders ,can i e-mail my ORDER
needed then you can give me a quote here and make charges to my cards manually on your end ? Pls Clarify. Looking forward to your swift response
then we can proceed further as soon as possible.

Regards.

Sure weirdo, you can send me your VISA details and I’ll happily charge your card manually.

Make Google Translate go a bit mad

Google Translate is quite good, especially since it has a speech function that’ll read out most translations for you.

You can make it go a bit odd too. What I did was translate a simple English word or phrase into Chinese (Simplified), then copied the Chinese characters and pasted them into the input box. Now, leave the ‘From’ language as English and choose another language to translate to – like German or Afrikaans, it doesn’t matter so long as the ‘Listen’ option appears.

So you’re translating English to some other language, but instead of writing English in the input box, you paste some Chinese.

Wait for it to translate (it won’t) and then hit ‘Listen’ and listen to the gibberish that comes out. It reminds me of the speech from the old Amiga and Atari game Captain Blood.

CFL bulbs behaving oddly

Like most people, my house is full of energy saving compact flourescent light bulbs. Like most people I bought the cheapest I could find – 50p each cheap from Tesco. Those long 21w CFL bulbs that are about six inches long.

I’ve just been sat in the dark staring at the one in my bedroom ceiling light fitting. Why? Well it was flashing at me. Only the switch is off and the bulb has been off for at least an hour.

It randomly, but every five seconds or so gives off a brief flash that either lights the whole bulb or just the end – with the power off.

So, apart from potential demons in the loft chewing on the wiring I am left with an explanation equally strange. Earlier this evening there was a huge rain storm and some lightning. It is still raining but the lightning has stopped. All I can think is that the hous wirin is acting like an antenna and picking up enough stray energy to briefly energise the bulb. CFL bulbs are odd like that, you can light them using static electricity, microwave ovens or those cool plasma domes.

It’s cool, but also a bit freaky when your bedroom light starts flashing, it’s a bit X-Files.

Stop Spam, Read Books, Waste Time.

I hate Captcha challenges, I wasted five minutes trying to sign up to a website[1] to try out a piece of software because the damn ReCaptcha system was spitting out gibberish. Human-powered OCR only works because we don’t need to see every letter when reading words; we treat the words as “lumps” of meaning rather than collections of letters, and the odd scrambled or badly scanned letter won’t throw us. This only works when recognising words in our vocabularies.

The following lumps of gibberish are not in my vocabulary…


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Weird things in my house

Moving into new houses is fun, they usually have all sorts of odd quirks and this one is no exception. It features crazy heating controller which has no manual and an alarm box that lacks any explanation of what the lights on it mean. Next to the electric box a bright yellow sticker warns people that both versions of BS7671 are in use and to be very careful when wiring things up.

Those are normal things and to be expected, but we have this odd thing screwed to the wall at the top of the stairs…

What is it?