Tag Archives: Spam

Really weird spam comments

Posted on June 25, 2010 by James

Amongst the usual drivel infesting my blog’s spam trap I found this…

Inexpensive Items – If you select floor mats as your next trade show handouts, you can look forward to a less hassle when it comes to your spending budget.

Your target audience will have a hard time taking it home with them if they are too large. Mats that are too tiny may not be that… Continue reading | 1 Comment

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Engrish legalese word soup

Posted on June 8, 2010 by James

I thought I’d go through my spam folder, Google is so efficient at stripping the spam that I never get to see it. Amongst the mess of V1/\gra p1llz and associated rubbish I came across this email. Not only does it read like a badly produced 1980s VCR manual, but it’s full of random legalese words too.

Dear,

I am Attorney Loo Tan Leng (Esq),the managing attorney… Continue reading

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Advance April Fool

Posted on March 31, 2009 by James

I get some really bizarre spam…mail
Finance Minister Mr..P. Chidambaram has approved a Bill which comes into effect on 01.04.2009  and it states that all Privately owned companies need to give a minimum salary increase of 15% to all employees every six months.

This comes as a relief to petitioners appealing against the growing work hours in the Privately Owned organizations and which… Continue reading

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Dear 08450724636

Posted on January 27, 2009 by James

Please stop ringing me during the day when I am at work. If you must, leave a message on my answering service! Every day for the past week you’ve rung and not left a message. I bet you’re phone spam, if so please go away as my number is registered on the TPS

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Phone Spam

Posted on September 23, 2008 by James

I had some phone spam yesterday from some American company doing an opinion poll.

Once I worked out it responded to buttons on my phone I spent a gleeful five minutes prodding random buttons. Then, tiring of this I hung up… but the other end didn’t… for ten minutes until an operator came on to take my details so they could send me my winnning prize.

So I hung up on him… Continue reading

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