Yet more dali spam…
| Quote: Spam |
| and diffusing an odor of scent, stumbled against them on the stairs, and stood aside, evidently admiring Kitty, whom he did not know. A beardless youth, one of those society youths whom the old Prince Shtcherbatsky called “young bucks,” in an exceedingly open waistcoat, straightening his white tie as he went, bowed to them, and after running by, came back to ask Kitty for a quadrille. As the first quadrille had already been given to Vronsky, she had to promise this youth the second. An officer, buttoning his glove, stood aside in the doorway, and stroking his mustache, admired rosy Kitty. Although her dress, her coiffure, and all the preparations for the ball had cost Kitty great trouble and consideration, at this moment she walked into the ballroom in her elaborate tulle dress over a pink slip as easily and simply as though all the rosettes and lace, all the minute details of her attire, had not cost her or her family a moment’s attention, as though she had been born in that tulle and lace, with her hair done up high on her head, and a rose and two leaves on the top of it. When, just before entering the ballroom, the princess, her mother, tried to turn right side out of the ribbon of her sash, Kitty had drawn back a little. She felt that everything must be right of itself, and graceful, and nothing could need setting straight. |
I love this kind of spam, I really do. It’s so stupid. As if I’m going to visit some website that advertises by sending me random blocks of text, funny subject lines, and embedded images containing the actual advert.
I think they win the award for “the most number of commas in a paragraph”. It’s like someone, who can’t quite grasp English, has written some text, that doesn’t make a lot of sense, and forgotten to add full stops, or word it in a way we can remember the start when we’re at the end, and then forgotten to proof read it.
