Atari 1040STFM

Yeah :) Me and Amy have just been to Lincoln to meet another Llamasoftie, and once again to collect yet another piece of junk retro hardware. This time it was an Atari 1040STFM. I’ve also had a Philips 14″ monitor and several hundred Amiga floppies from Amy too. It’s like I’ve just been handed the whole of 1990 in the boot of my car :D

Today was also a tactical way to allow Amy’s highly irritating housemate to leave quietly without causing hassle. She told him to get out by Saturday night, so we went off to Lincoln and had an excellent day, and came home to an empty room which we can now turn back into a front room.

We win all round :)

New half term

… OK own up, who wiped my students’ minds? Who restored them to factory defaults? They’ve all forgotten how to behave and how to sit still. Stupid bastards. Year 7s first thing on a Monday is not a good thing; I’m not quite awake and they’re unable to shut up and let me explain the new fun things we’ll be doing.

Oh well, back to basics it is then. Seven weeks before we break up, and five weeks before year 10 go on work experience (which is nice).

Blue Arsed Fly Mode *Engaged*

Amy went off to visit some people in Doncaster today, leaving me at home to do some tedious school planning. We almost missed the train to Doncaster, me dropping her off at the station and saying “I’ll ring you in five minutes to see if you made it” and her running into the station.

I went for an amble around Maplin for a bit, coming out with a new A/V switcher for my various consoles. I rang her and got no answer, and a quick check at the station confirmed she must have made the train. Still, bit odd not being able to ring her. I continued home…

And when I went into the front room I found her phone on the settee… with 17 missed calls from the people she was going to visit. It rang another six times before a Doncaster number came up which I answered and discovered a slightly pissed off Amy on the other end. I was instructed to text the people she was meeting, explain the situation and get them to collect her from Doncaster station.

This I did, and she called back about ten minutes later asking me to ring them and ask where they were, she having now been stood there for at least half an hour in the cold and rain. So I did and received the news that the other people were “lost” and couldn’t find the station. This was duly relayed to Amy and was greeted with a certain amount of swearing ;)

She said she’d ring me when she was coming home and I continued about my afternoon slightly bemused and wondering what was happening.

Later that afternoon I got a call from Amy saying she was at Doncaster station and about to get on a train back home. I made plans to leave after half an hour to meet her. Ten minutes later I got another call saying she was there, it seems trains go a bit quicker on Sundays.

After the day’s ordeal we sat down for some tea and watched Resident Evil before making a trip to my parents’ to drop off the dog.

Dilbert.com … WHY?!

Like many people, I read the Dilbert strips. They’re amusing and poke fun at the types of people I have worked for. Having been a long-term subscriber to the Daily Dilbert email, I almost missed the steaming pile of gash that is the “new” Dilbert website.

Really… why? Just… why?

Do I want to share a comic with friends? Yep. Do I want to do this with some Flash-based viewer? NO! The old method of sending URLs around is easy. Do I want to comment on comics? No, not really… look at the quality of comments on YouTube for a good reason why. Do I want to put my own text into the strips? No… and I don’t want to sit and read through other people’s idea of “funny” either.

I hope the daily emails continue to use embedded images, rather than this nasty Flash thing. Wrapping a picture inside a Flash viewer is just so illogical it sounds exactly like the kind of woolly-brained thinking that Dilbert pokes fun at.

YouTube = good use of Flash
Dilbert = bad use of Flash

Computers Suck…

After trying to read something on tabletblog.com my work PC decided to curl up its toes and fall over. MSIE completely failed to do anything until I’d repeatedly mashed the “X” in the corner and someone noticed. How did I trigger this fatal death of my web browser? Did I run some crazy Javascript or ActiveX control? No, I did the outrageous thing of clicking on a hyperlink.

Helpfully Microsoft offered me some further information about the crash. Here it is:

Problem caused by Windows

This problem was caused by Windows, which was created by Microsoft Corporation. Currently, there is no solution for the problem that you reported.

Also, when attempting to edit things on my WordPress site I got this moronic error from our stupid web filter:

Access to the page:

http://www.piku.org.uk/diary/wp-admin/edit-comments.php

… has been denied for the following reason:

Weighted phrase limit exceeded.

Whisky Tango Foxtrot…

And of course, I have now completely forgotten what I was doing.