Nobber stole my bike!

If I find you, you'll wake up in the river attached to a shopping trolley.

A person pushing my bike down the street after stealing it

Seriously… at 3:55 this morning a male human of indeterminate race, of average height managed to steal two bikes and a lawnmower (the whole lot being chained together in an attempt at stopping this… which worked once before when some other tit broke into our shed).

If you’re curious here is a pair of youtube videos I captured from my CCTV camera. This first one shows the thief happily strolling into our front gate and going around the side. The side where the back gate isn’t which is interesting to know… And this second video shows him pushing our bikes off down the road.

If you want reasonably cheap and not-too-bad CCTV cameras, go on eBay and find ‘dbPower’ PTZ IP cameras. Then make a Linux box work and use ZoneMinder to record images from it. There will be a blog post shortly explaining how to set them up together once a second one has been posted to me.

Tall and Small things

At the weekend me and Amy went to a village fete in a tiny village called Amcotts where Amy had a stall selling jewellery she’s been making. While we were there, a nice man on stilts made us a balloon animal. The weather was nice and sunny, but we were sat under trees so didn’t get sunburnt or too warm, however the weather was very windy.

Pentatomoidea

Pentatomoidea

While sitting under the tree a shield bug landed on my head. I’ve never seen these in person before but after removing it from my head the bug seemed quite happy to wander about on my hands, and since some local children at the fete seemed interested, I gave it to them to look at for a while. Later a bit of research taught me the shield bug’s real name is “Pentatomoidea” which is possibly the best name for a creature I’ve heard, and it is also known as a “stink bug” due to its ability to create a foul smelling liquid as a defense mechanism. Fortunately I didn’t learn that the hard way!

On the way home we stopped by the local wind farm to have a look. They’re in the middle of a set of fields and with some minor scrambling through bushes it’s possible to get very close. I can understand why people complain about the size of them and their location, but the only sounds made were a gentle whooshing sound of the wind and a curious whining sound from the nearest turbine. It was a very windy day so this might have been some sort of speed-restricting mechanism preventing the blades from spinning too quickly.

Look at the lens distortion on that photo!

Wind turbines in Scunthorpe

These photos were taken with my compact Ricoh Caplio GX100 which is proving to be a handy little camera, capable of taking some nice photos. It has a few characteristics in its operation you need to appreciate in order to get decent photos from it, but I find I can usually run the camera in Auto mode and press the shutter button. It has a great macro mode with excellent auto focus, ideal for capturing small creatures running over your hands!

Diggle Band Contest 2010

In this little corner of Yorkshire/Lancashire known as Saddleworth, they still celebrate the holiday known as Wakes Week, and Whitsuntide. Traditionally this is done by having brass band contests and a Whit Friday parade through the surrounding villages. Yesterday I went to the Diggle band contest which had bands from places as far as Switzerland playing.

Today is the Beer Walk, a traditional fancy dress walk that goes between designated pubs in each village in a circuit. Currently there are about 300 people in different costumes and varying states of sobriety. There’s a group of police keeping an eye on things, but amongst the other groups of people they could easily blend in as contestants!

More photos in the album here.