Are you an aspiring chav or wannabe alcoholic? Do you wish you could drink as much beer as your friends, but are actually a bit of a lightweight? Or has your giro not come through this week and you need a quick beer fix and only have 97p left? Well fear not, Tesco to the rescue!
Witness the curious stuff known as ‘Tesco Value Lager’ which comes in can form, four of, for 97p. Yes, 97p for for cans of lager. And as soon as you open one the reason for its insanely cheap price will become obvious.
It has a whole 2% alcohol content per can. Yes, that’s 0.9 UK Units per can. It is lager, it just doesn’t have much of a kick to it. You will have drunk stronger shandy when you were a kid.
While roaming the Meadowhall Centre looking for the way out, I found this slightly odd display for some Durex sex lube. The lube itself wasn’t the odd thing, more the sticker saying “try me” on the tester bottle.
So… are we supposed to get naked and smear it on ourselves and give it a test first? Or what? It is cherry flavoured, so maybe it’s something to suck on if you’re hungry.

