Archive for March, 2007

Another silly web test :)

March 31st, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We’re turning that upside down – all the questions affect all the results, and we’ve got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more workaholic than lazy, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), intellectual (67%).

Stereotypes
Punk Rock 87%
White Trash 50%
Geek 47%
Life Experience
Sex 27%
Substances 16%
Travel 24%
Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 72% of the time.
Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 72% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG.
By the way, your hottness rank is 52%, hotter than 75% of other test takers.

TAKE THE TEST
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Easter Holidays

March 30th, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Yeah :-) It’s the Easter holidays. Two weeks off with nothing but sitting around, planning lessons and sleeping to do. And looking after my parents’ dog. And trying to write some code. Did I say “holiday”? Well at least I won’t have to get up at 6am which is quite exciting.

School was quite mental today. The year 7’s seemed to mostly want to run around like idiots and chase each other. I foolishly tried to teach them about databases. I should have given up and done something else really, but no I carried on and took half an hour to explain something that should have taken five. Not helped by Access going weird in a new and unique way.

I think I learned more that lesson than the kids did. I have more things to add to my “never do this ever again” list ;)

The year 12s were alright, but my year 10s were just amusing. They have coursework due in today and about three had actually finished it. It’s their fault entirely for playing web games and sending email to each other instead of working. They were warned repeatedly and still it didn’t click. Until today that is, when I told them “the work is due in today”. Some of the silly sods still haven’t handed anything in.

You’d think failing the first unit of this course would have woken them up, but you’d be surprised.

My School in Bad Web Filter Shocker

March 26th, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Yeah, my school protects its inmates from the horrors of the Internet through the use of a web proxy. This web proxy is pretty useless – ask any of our kids how they get around its filters and watch.

About the only people it seems to inconvenience is us, the teachers. I just tried to visit my Google Analytics site and… nope, that’s porn that is. So is trying to search for Scunthorpe.

I bet now I’ve put those words in here my website will be blocked…

At last, a decent case for my N800

March 25th, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Outdoors, Technology

Case Logic do a PDA Slip Case which is just the right size to slide a Nokia N800 into. For people living in the UK, you can get them from Pixmania for the bargain price of £6 (and the not so bargainous price of £5 postage :( ).

In the true blogging style, I shall do a mini review of the various cases I’ve tried and include action shots :)

So first up is the Case Logic case, which looks like this:

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As you can see, there’s a little loop of bungee cord to stop things sliding out. This is better than a flap as it means the N800 can be charged while in the case. The whole thing is made of some sort of fake leather and contains hard inserts in the front and back parts, and should help protect the screen of your Nokia from damage. I once smashed a walkman by walking into a table so I’m quite paranoid about delicate and expensive technology.

It might provide limited protection should your precious tech fall out your pocket and land on the floor. There’s one whole side and two corners that are exposed, and sod’s law says that’s what’ll land in the mud first but you might get lucky. Whatever happens, it’s better than the standard slipcase.

For the price it’s not a bad case. The bungee will probably snap at some point, but doesn’t look too hard to replace.

Prior to this case I had a Belkin universal PDA case, also made from black leather of dubious quality. And in true Belkin style it was a bit naff. Velcro was used to secure the PDA to the case, and that’s just a bad idea for the Nokia N800. The battery door comes off very easily if pulled, and since I use my N800 in the car it gets removed from whatever case I put it in quite a lot. Also, those book-style PDA cases just look tacky – like some bloated Filofax.

Now let’s depart from protecting the device when subject to the harsh reality of office life and see what we can do in more extreme locations.

Extreme locations like… underwater, sub-zero temperatures and half way up a mountain. I regularly subject my cameras to this kind of treatment and so own some more unusual enclosures.

Peli Products are well known amongst the more crazy members of our population for producing boxes that are… well… I think I could throw my camera in its case off the roof of my house and it’d survive. Of course, you can’t actually use the device while secured in the box, and can’t even open it if there’s a slight chance of water getting inside (not so handy for a camera being taken on a canoe trip… which is why I bought a waterproof camera) but it’ll ensure your device survives the journey to and from whatever inhospitable part of the planet you’re visiting.

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They come with no padding though, so everything tends to rattle around inside quite a bit. I solved this by acquiring some foam padding that is used in the ends of kayaks to prevent kayakers breaking their ankles. It’s a very dense closed cell foam that takes a long time to cut through with a semi blunt kitchen knife. The benefit though is quite obvious when, swinging from my climbing harness, I bash my camera off some rocks.

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In a fit of irony I did damage my camera by dropping it – but that was because I had the lid of the box open, and my camera fell out the box onto the floor. Yes, I take my camera to the top of a high place safe in its bomb-proof box and then drop it on the floor trying to get it out to use.

Feel like taking your PDA swimming? Well, ignoring whether the device can cope with the pressure, you’ll be wanting something more transparent and flexible. This is where an Aquapac comes in handy. Think of them as tough plastic bags with a watertight closure at the top. I once used one to play my GBA in the shower – just because I could. Be careful with them though, it’s quite easy to rip the seams or puncture the plastic. Not so good with cameras since water smears on the plastic making your photos look like they were taken from within a plastic bag (funny, that). For some extreme blogging they’d be quite handy though with a large Aquapac being able to contain my phone and N800.

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My Front Page Has Gone Strange

March 24th, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Announcement

No idea why, but the RSS feed of this diary is totally messing up my website’s front page. It looks like there’s an HTML tag that hasn’t been closed properly.

Hopefully this post will knock off the one that’s causing the problem as I have no way of finding out which post is breaking my site.

A fun game

March 24th, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Lost

It’s a bit like the GMail invite system.

Oh, don’t forget the clocks go forwards tonight if you live in the UK.

Fun with VNC

March 24th, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized
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I’ve just configured the KDE remote desktop program on my machine. Having no other computers to test it on (my N800’s VNC viewer just dies, I don’t think it can handle a 2,000×1,000-odd bitmap that gets updated constantly ;) ) I ran the KDE remote desktop client on my computer also.

You know the effect of standing between two mirrors? :-) I thought the song currently playing in Amarok was quite apt.

Mountain climbing, but of a different sort

March 23rd, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Personal

I’ve recently been climbing mountains. These aren’t the usual windswept rocky ones, but rather paper-based ones that I can do in the comfort of my living room sat at my PC. It’s just amazing at the amount of paperwork someone training to be an IT teacher churns out in a week. I’m teaching IT – computers… why do I need so much paper?

Well, first there’s the lesson plans. They need printing out so I can put them in my training file as evidence that I do really plan lessons. Then there’s all the evaluations I’m supposed to do… supposed… and the evaluations of me, written by other people. And don’t forget the worksheets for the kids – if I have 32 kids in a class, that’s 32 pieces of paper.

Quite a lot can be re-used though with some thought. I’ve found that teaching my classes how to fill in worksheets on their computers reduces a lot of photocopying and paper shuffling. Anything they need to read, but not write on only needs printing for one class and then re-using. If OpenOffice had the same “book-fold” layout as Word does, it’d be the best thing ever.

In addition to all this teacher stuff, I have the university side to do as well. I have a course to pass, which means writing assignments and filling in sheets to say I have done things. This is currently two files and growing. These assignments aren’t short – the last one I did came to 75 pages, the one before that was something like 30 pages long and I have two more. I’ll be glad when I’ve finished the course, half the paperwork will go away.

Lesson plans are a curious thing. As trainee teachers, we have to write them in full down to the last detail. The reasoning is that by doing so the trainee will be forced to consider every small part of their lesson. Want to hand out the kids’ books to write in? That takes time, there’s mechanics involved in getting everyone sat down and their computers working. Shutting the beggers up takes minutes sometimes, depending on the weather and what they had last lesson. By writing all this down as meticulously as NASA plans an astronaut’s trip to the toilet things go smoothly. Fail to do this planning and it all goes badly wrong. There’s a point to it.

However, after a few months of doing this, half of it becomes automatic and you naturally allow “faff” time for the kids to decide what colour text they want to use in their Powerpoint slideshow. Lesson planning goes from minute detail to an overall “they’re going to do X, Y and maybe Z”. It’s a bit like programming – work out what the program should do, and the method of doing that becomes quite easy to work out. My lesson plan really could be “kids do quiz for ten minutes, we go through the answers for five. Kids spend half an hour doing worksheet 1, then twenty minutes on worksheet 2. Good kids then do worksheet 3, or we end the lesson by doing a crossword”. Two lines of text for an hour’s work, but no I have to write it all out, listing how many computers I need and what they are going to learn this lesson.

To avoid drowning in this workload – it’s not just one lesson, it’s four a day and if it takes an hour to plan one lesson you’re going to die – there is great benefit in scrawling out the basic idea for a whole string of lessons (the week is a good start) and then at another time typing this out properly with worksheets and sample files. Doing any of this the night before isn’t pleasant – teaching for six hours a day and then spending three hours planning at home is a good way to go mental.

Time management is the key. Know what you’re doing next week, don’t live for the next five minutes.

Pattern Generator

March 22nd, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

One of those pretty kaleidoscopic pattern generators. Whirl the mouse around and watch the pretty patterns.

http://www.qbesq.com/

A Roadside Water Feature

March 20th, 2007 | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized
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You can’t really see it from this wonderful image my phone took, but there’s water spewing out the road. Combined with the half-resurfaced road it’s like trying to drive across a beach. Lots of nice deep holes to swallow unsuspecting bikes, the water doing a great job of washing out the gravel. The men from the water board arrived and seemed to just stare at it. One even ventured into the road and poked a small fountain with his foot.

I think it might be a while before they fix this one.

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